I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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