i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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