yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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