you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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