she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Text me some of your sweat
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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