How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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