I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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