Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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