So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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