I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We need to feng shui this bitch.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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