That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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