She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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