it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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