My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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