Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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