why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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