we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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