Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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