tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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