Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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