Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
