Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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