You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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