Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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