Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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