I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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