Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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