Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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