doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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