Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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