Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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