so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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