But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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