Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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