Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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