Everything about him screamed your future.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
