his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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