I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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