So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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