you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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