In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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