what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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