Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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