yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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