You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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