He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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