if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I smell like Dick and happiness
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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