Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I don't think brook has ever known best
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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