Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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