So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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