is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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