love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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