On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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